ooo girl. I be cuttin your hair.
you ain’t gonna know til you done.
I’m gon’ make you a handsome man
I gon’ cut you a mullet fo’ fun.

your mullet be poppin!
the traffic be stoppin.
you got so many braids that I can’t stop hoppin.
I cant handle your style.
I cant handle your coiff.
not gonna stop til I cut your hair off.

maybe not the back
maybe just the front.
gonna leave some long
gonna cut some blunt.

bring out mah clippers
gonna shave yo head
gonna braid yo rat tail
you hear what i said

dyke haircuts, girl!
I got you rockin
I’m a motha fuckin’ stylist
your mohawk be shockin

I bring out mah scissors
you aint seen nothin yet
uh
…you aint seen nothin yet

I’m gonna frost your tips
I’m gonna shave your neck
I’m gonna curl it up
you better get on deck!

teasin yo’ hair so big like Rupaul
shavin’ and choppin’
like JJ in Montreal

STOP it now.
s l o w   i t   d o w n:

clip,
strip,
…shave a patch.
layer,
feather,
…braid it up.
tease,
chop,
…bic it good.
you’re lovin’ this.
I knew that you would!

watch yo’self, I’m the mullet police.
put yo’ hands up
is that a weave or hair piece?
whip that mullet around!
let me see you work it.
that’s a mean moppy do
you better have a permit!

I’m gonna ticket you
if you ain’t got no flair.
You’d look better wit’ a bowl cut.
or a Bieber if you dare.

Girl, you look like a spikey crustacean.
Let’s lop that hair off.
I’ll take you back to the station.

That shaggy top is a little mundane.
shave it, crop it, curl it.
Your coiffure is insane!